The Brat Board

Necessity is the mother of invention.  Lost remotes invented the brat board.  This nifty little red-neck gadget came from the dear, frustrated hubby upon finding that once again, not a single remote was to be found. After digging through and under couches, and even in other rooms he located then and then in a bad frenzy, went outside with the remotes.  Nobody knew what to expect when they came in..perhaps he tossed them into the burn pile.

But low and behold, he returned...with a piece of wood covered in duct tape and the 3 remotes zip-tied to it.  See the little whole toward the bottom?  For a brief period of time, there was a long rope tied to the brat board which was then tied to the leg of the couch.  So you couldn't run off with the brat board, you see.

Since them we've become accustomed to asking 'hey, where's the brat board?' rather than, 'hey, where are the remotes?'

Got any redneck inventions running around your house!