Monster Sauce = PMS Treat

I made a wonderful yet sickening discovery early this week and it’s shameful. I blush just writing the words and it’s all my daughter’s fault. In our little down, each grade has a big project due typically toward the end of the year. Meredith is in 3^rd grade and the 3^rd grade project is called International Day. Each child is assigned a country and they complete a booklet about their country, they must dress native to their country and provide a dish native to their assigned country. Then on one lovely Friday in April all the well-dressed children flock to school to sing and dance and eat and tell you about their country. This year, we had Holland and so it was easy. 

I learned one important fact about Holland-ers (is that a word)??? They eat their fries with mayonnaise.

Yup, cholesterol/fat building MAYO. Wanna make the treat extra dreamy..add some ketchup. Don’t mix them; dip in one, dip in the other and enjoy. I am a fan and told my friend in the midst of my battle with PMS that I made this discovery. Apparently it is not the discovery I hoped (boo-hoo) because she lovingly referred to this mess as Monster Sauce. Probably because it’s a treat that turns you into a monster. Here’s how I know.

If you eat fries, you need a burger to go with it. I’ve had 4 cheeseburger and fry meals this week. J

Dear period, please hurry and get here so I can eat more nutritiously again! Love, Karen

Try it but consider yourself warned. 

Karen